ich habe gerade ein “neues” debian/ubuntu packet gefunden, es heißt funny-manpages. alleine der name sagt ja schon alles, aber wenn man dann die entsprechenden manpages liest kommt man aus dem lachen nicht mehr raus
hier ein kleiners howto:
- sudo apt-get installl funny-manpages
- man condom
- man sex (während des lesen herzhaft lachen
) - man baby
- komplette list “dpkg -L funny-manpages”
man sex:
NAME sex — have sex
SYNOPSIS sex [options] … [username] …
DESCRIPTION sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
-1 masturbate
-c chocolate sauce option
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
FILES /usr/share/sex/blackbook possible dates man baby:
NAME baby — create new process from two parents
SYNOPSIS baby -sex [m|f] [-name name] …
EXAMPLES baby -sex f -name Jacqueline
completed successfully on July 9, 1992 at 9:11pm. Jacqueline’s vital statistics: 8 pounds 3 oz, 20 inches, long dark hair. The parent process, Kim Dunbar, is reportedly doing fine.
SEE ALSO cigar(6), dump(5), cry(3).